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Post by ash on Jan 12, 2010 19:11:16 GMT 9.5
Just a forum game to while away some time.
Basically you make a wish then the next person grants you that wish but in a twisted way. Then they post their wish.
Me first then
I wish I was invisible...
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Post by calicojack on Jan 12, 2010 20:35:00 GMT 9.5
granted!
everything on you is invisble, but your genitals.... you are promptly arested.
I wish I was taller.
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Post by hivemindintrainin on Jan 13, 2010 12:00:45 GMT 9.5
Granted!
You are now another 6' taller........bad thing is that the Government has just introduced an unreasonably heavy tax on all goods sold to people over 7' tall, as they are deemed to be above high society, when really they aren't, supposedly it'll bring them down from the clouds.
i wish for $1 million dollars (Australian) (without tax)
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Post by ash on Jan 15, 2010 10:59:57 GMT 9.5
Granted!
Unfortunately in order for the genie to grant your wish he had a few 'favors' you needed to do for him.
After playing a 10 year olds Thousand Sons army painted with a wash of Sarsparilla you got your million dollars (you were not allowed to double donut them either). Unfortunately the experience sent you gibberingly insane and you could not enjoy your money.
I wish for NO MORE CLAYMATION MOVIES!!!!
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Post by calicojack on Jan 15, 2010 11:14:23 GMT 9.5
the genie hears your wish... and sells the idea to a animation studio. the studio make a featur length claymation film based around the idea. it is a massive success and claymation becomes the popular medium for all and every movie produced thereafter.
i wish i had a dinosaur... HA hA
there is no way that can go wrong!
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 15, 2010 17:22:32 GMT 9.5
you get the dinosaur, it goes mad and you kill it, eat it and get new super AIDES, you then infect the world nice going.....
i wish for the worlds largest supply of ivory
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Post by ash on Jan 15, 2010 17:32:53 GMT 9.5
Granted!
You get your ivory but at the expense of killing all the elephants. PETA kill you, eat you and harvest your teeth to be used as piano keys.
I wish I was not caucasian
(this should be good....)
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jan 15, 2010 18:56:05 GMT 9.5
You become Indian! You then get shanked walking home one night.
I wish I had a flask which was always full of high quality chilled 15yr old scotch with no form of pollutant.
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Post by ash on Jan 15, 2010 19:09:09 GMT 9.5
Granted! You get smashed off of each sip you take as you are a real light touch. But thats not the funniest thing. The genie subbed it for plastic keg aged 2 months... and you did not even know  I wish for more Malcolm in the Middle |
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jan 16, 2010 8:11:07 GMT 9.5
Granted. You are forced to watch the entire series of Malcom in the Middle 15 times in one sitting. But theres more... theyre all in Spanish
I wish for 999 Emblems of Frost on WoW.
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Post by ash on Jan 16, 2010 12:03:01 GMT 9.5
Granted!
I have no idea what these are and neither does the genie. Leroy Jenkins comes and 'shards your purples'...
(I heard someone say something like that once)
So really not granted at all so the genie feeling bad gives you a lifetime account on Runescape.
I wish for my minis to be painted!
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Post by Disco Stu on Jan 16, 2010 16:04:30 GMT 9.5
Granted!
However, everyone knows that as soon as you finish painting all your minis you die. So you die.
I wish I had more room for all my minis.
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jan 16, 2010 16:24:35 GMT 9.5
Granted!
All your minis are locked in a large vault with Fort Knox level security... that you cant access. You're never able to get at your minis again.
I wish exactly 1" taller.
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Post by ash on Jan 16, 2010 18:32:07 GMT 9.5
Granted!
You become exactly one inch taller at sacrifice of one inch to your 'length'... you are now technically a woman!
I wish I had the 'Midas Touch'
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jan 16, 2010 18:33:39 GMT 9.5
Granted! You touch your penis and it turns to gold, promptly snapping off. You too are now a woman!
I wish I was a pan dimensional being.
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Post by calicojack on Jan 17, 2010 20:59:41 GMT 9.5
genies got a bit of hearing loss. he heard 2 dimensional being....and he uncerimoniously robs you of your third dimension... Screw you flatlander!
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Post by calicojack on Jan 17, 2010 21:01:11 GMT 9.5
I wish I had more time in the day
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bigdave
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Did you just numm-numm me?
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Post by bigdave on Jan 18, 2010 0:35:33 GMT 9.5
Wish granted, you get to live the daylight hours of the same day over and over on an infinite repeat. Unfortunately you never get to sleep ever again and slowly devolve into the worlds first true zombie. And to make matters worse, you didn't even get to pick the day.
I wish that I new the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything!
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Post by ash on Jan 18, 2010 10:26:04 GMT 9.5
Wish Granted
The genie sits you down and in as brief a time as possible gives you a outline of everything, why we are here... why any of it is here... how it got here... no mention of the number 42 either.
You learn many truths about things such as Reptilian infiltrators in the british royal family, the truth behind 9/11, how contrails created rainbows, aliens, the occult, which religion is the right one, where we are going, what the future holds!
EVERYTHING!!!
Unfortunately the human brain was not meantr to take in and maintain so much information and you turn into a gibbering idiot who wears a tin foil hat (for the mind reading radars amongst other things.)
Oh, and sometime in the future your guns and munitions horde (to battle the machines) explodes killing you.
I wish I was invincible!
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jan 18, 2010 13:15:16 GMT 9.5
Granted! The genie makes you completely invincible. Not long after a meteor hits the earth and you become the last living organism on the planet. Have fun  I wish for no more cheap and shitty childrens television that actively degrades the intelligence of our young. |
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