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Post by ash on Jan 18, 2010 13:57:16 GMT 9.5
Granted!
The genie abolishes religious childrens programming.
I wish for another wish.
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jan 18, 2010 14:55:03 GMT 9.5
You are granted an infinate number of wishes, granted whenever you say "I wish".
I wish for an airship.
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Post by calicojack on Jan 18, 2010 18:18:15 GMT 9.5
migth i just begin this with OH THE HUMANITY! you get your airship and as with all things involving airships its now a miyazaki film. the film is an epic flop...nobody wants too see an animation staring a ranga. its so bad that studio ghibli goes bust... you single handedly killed a successful franchise...thanks a lot.
I wish someone else would join into this game...
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 18, 2010 19:02:23 GMT 9.5
some one joins and they find where you live and then sign you up for anal beads are us then you are so enraged that you hire johnny cochran to sue them and then he pulls out the ewok trick and you die of ranga and yeah thats my bull shit rant
i wish for a Hattori Hanzo sword
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Post by ash on Jan 18, 2010 19:08:02 GMT 9.5
Granted!
Sort of...
You get a sword but instead of Hanzo steel you get it mcrafted by the bold guy that worked in Hanzos shop. Youknow the guy...
You fail to kill bill and generally fail.
I wish for a lesser bald spot
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Post by draconis on Jan 18, 2010 19:58:01 GMT 9.5
Granted!!!
Your bald spot sprouts hair down to your ass. Bad part is, it had to come from somewhere, and the rest of your hair receded, leaving you with a four foot top-knot ;D
I wish all my Miniatures were painted.
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majordodo
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Post by majordodo on Jan 18, 2010 22:45:25 GMT 9.5
Granted! They are now all painted.... by a blind, down syndrome suffering 4 year old.
I wish there were less retards in existance.
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Post by ash on Jan 18, 2010 23:35:31 GMT 9.5
Granted! You cease to be  I wish for a never ending packet of Timtams... mmmm |
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Post by bigdave on Jan 19, 2010 1:23:19 GMT 9.5
Granted. Unfortunately for you (but possibly a god send for the rest of man kind), you spiral into your own private level of chocolate heaven and never speak or try to have any form of a physical relationship with any other life form including your right hand as it cannot compare with your coco induced bliss.
And thus is the universe saved. ;D
I wish that I knew what to wish for.
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Post by majordodo on Jan 19, 2010 10:49:54 GMT 9.5
Granted!
You decide you want to wish for a new car. Unfortunately just as you recieve the car you suffer a stroke and lose all mobility in your left side, rendering you unable to drive the car or form propper speech. You regret wasting your wish so soon for the rest of your short paralytic life.
I wish for 10,000pts of Space Wolves.
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Post by draconis on Jan 19, 2010 21:28:08 GMT 9.5
Granted!!!
Unfortunately for you, by the time you get them the new codex is out, and is written by Gav Thorp and is therefore a useless piece of rancid yak excrement and therefore unusable.
I wish my orks could beat Dodo's Space Puppies...
Oh, wait... I've already had that one granted twice ;D ;D ;D
I wish for a wish that could'nt be twisted, misinterpreted or screwed up in any way shape or form! (have fun)
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Post by ash on Jan 19, 2010 21:47:26 GMT 9.5
Granted!
The wish goes exactly as you wanted it to. You are no better or worse for having made that wish. The genie then destroys you for wasting his time and gives you a '0' for sportsmanship.
Then brings you back.
I wish for Draconis's wish to be twisted, misinterpreted and screwed up in all ways.
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Post by calicojack on Jan 20, 2010 22:46:02 GMT 9.5
as Draconis speaks his wish it come out like this
fun that misinterpreted could'nt or form! be or up screwed in shape I wish for a wish (have twisted, any way )
everyone thinks youve had a stroke......
I wish I could travel overseas.
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Post by ash on Jan 21, 2010 15:33:25 GMT 9.5
Granted!
Just after you make your wish feathers start growing on your arms, your face deforms and elongates as your eyes start shifting to either side of your skull. Yep, you guessed it. You are now an albatross!
At least you can sleep on the wing.
I wish I could shift mountains with my mind.
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majordodo
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Post by majordodo on Jan 22, 2010 16:19:02 GMT 9.5
Granted! The first mountain you attempt to shift lands on your head. Turns out the genie gave you the power to move them, but not choose the destination.
I wish I could disperse clouds with my mind.
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Post by Disco Stu on Jan 22, 2010 16:31:51 GMT 9.5
Granted! Although the genie wonders why a ranga would want more sun shining on them....
So with more sunshine than ever beating down upon you you develop more melanomas than has every been recorded. You then become a scientific oddity to be proded and probed by biology students for the rest of eternity.
I wish I was financialy secure for the rest of my life.
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majordodo
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Post by majordodo on Jan 22, 2010 19:50:47 GMT 9.5
Granted!
You randomly get arrested and put in prison with no appeals for the rest of your life. Congratulations, you never have to worry about such things as mortagages and car loans. On the bad side... Bubba has been going you looks....
I wishes he knew more hot wenches in adelaide.
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 25, 2010 20:11:48 GMT 9.5
haha you get told the location of red hot winches....i wish dodo would leave the thread
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majordodo
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Post by majordodo on Jan 25, 2010 22:31:02 GMT 9.5
Dodo leaves the thread... but in the process the thread disolved into utter mayhem and the the whole forum gets destroyed, followed by the apocolypse, during which you're wheel chair is stolen and you find out the last refuge to safety is 300km away and you need to travel the entire distance by foot.
I wish I was this drunk more often.
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bigdave
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Post by bigdave on Jan 26, 2010 1:30:54 GMT 9.5
Granted. You now know what a glass of water feels like on a repeating basis.
I wish I knew where the luke warm but extremal willing ladies were and how to get them without getting arrested, punch, kicked, shot or stabbed.
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