Sh*t my Dad says.... Language warning

[ash]

This here is a link to a nice and humorous twitter account. It is stuff someones dad has supposedly said and when it is said they post it. Some of it is quite amusing.

Here are some of the cleaner pieces of wisdom that can be gleaned from the site:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"How the f*ck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic f*cking eyes."

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world sh*ts on everybody. Pretending it ain't sh*t makes you an idiot, not an optimist."


The most amusing part of this twit is the fact that CBS and William Shatner have turned it into a pilot of a newe show with Shatner playing the dad.

Could be interesting...
(There are some F Bombs in there so discretion is advised)

Sh*t my Dad says

[alex]

this one is definatley good advice
"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't f**k with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable."

[ash]

Hahaha.... that was a good 'un!