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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jun 15, 2008 12:54:28 GMT 9.5
due to his greatness i have started this thread. i want anything to do with him on here
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jacob
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Legend of the hobby
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Post by jacob on Jun 15, 2008 12:57:04 GMT 9.5
Chuck norris would kill the man who started this thread if he saw how he spelt his name.
i dont consider it rape if chuck norris survives my penis.
chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
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Post by ash on Jun 15, 2008 12:59:59 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris would kill the person that spelt his last name without the capital if he saw it!
(this is before he is otherwise going to edit it) (I care not for the grammar either) ()()
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jun 15, 2008 19:11:03 GMT 9.5
but the lord of the roundhouse kick can see all and if you cant see him you may be only seconds away from death
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Post by mattlee on Jun 15, 2008 23:00:34 GMT 9.5
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jun 17, 2008 19:00:04 GMT 9.5
i challenge one of ya to make a CHUCK NORRIS MINIATURE!!!!!
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gaara
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Some day, I am going to hunt down Danny boy...
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Post by gaara on Jun 18, 2008 18:32:45 GMT 9.5
Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper
Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jun 18, 2008 18:49:31 GMT 9.5
i like it
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Post by ash on Jun 19, 2008 20:56:53 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris survived his own abortion
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jun 20, 2008 16:49:29 GMT 9.5
abortion is chuck Norris middle name
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jul 6, 2008 20:12:10 GMT 9.5
Bow down you fools. My last name is Norris. (im serious, my mate refuses to call me anythign but chuck for a reason)
In the beginning:
God said "Let there be light"
Chuck said "Say please."
Chuck Norris eats rocks and shits lightning bolts. His signet ring features a fully erect unicorn on it. Id be fully erect too if i was on Chuck Norris' ring.
For more Chuck Norris goodness read the chapter N is for Norris, Chuck; in the book The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox
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Post by Skuller on Dec 24, 2008 9:11:40 GMT 9.5
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Dec 24, 2008 10:30:10 GMT 9.5
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Post by ash on Dec 24, 2008 20:33:11 GMT 9.5
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Dec 25, 2008 11:20:41 GMT 9.5
beautiful
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majordodo
General
You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Dec 25, 2008 13:50:08 GMT 9.5
anyone put up the Mike Huckabee campaign adds he was in?
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Dec 25, 2008 17:39:21 GMT 9.5
explain
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Post by blacktemplar on Jan 4, 2009 10:38:23 GMT 9.5
A Chuck Norris miniature would have to be at least 6 feet tall wouldn't it?
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 4, 2009 13:32:51 GMT 9.5
that would be the size of his penis
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Post by metalmachina on Jan 7, 2009 18:38:46 GMT 9.5
God damn those deadly dolphins. DAMN THEM TO HELL!
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