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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 26, 2008 13:13:52 GMT 9.5
john is my name bitch
I'm ash's wenches brother and mortal enemy of ash
if u haven't noticed yet i know nothing about war hammer really I'm only on this thing coz i like pancakes i like pancakes they make me a happy peter
yum yum yum yum. i am very sorry about that the wench dropped me on my head as a baby. she thought it was a game. in other cases she played jaxs with me but i was the ball and come to think of it she never picked anything up. wen i was saying how great ash was that was revenge. now the rubber band is on the other claw!!!!! MCFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all the bets to ash with the shop see ya soon john rules cradle of filth rock
LAWN BOWLS KICKS ASS
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Post by ash on Jan 26, 2008 15:33:27 GMT 9.5
Cmon John, you must start an army.
What type of thing takes your fancy?
And no, there arent any Amish armies in any of the warhammer worlds, you see there are no TV's and without TV's there can be no Amish.
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Post by calicojack on Jan 26, 2008 21:31:48 GMT 9.5
yeah.......start an army! i know it wont be as fun as the americans versus the dinosaurs that you had set up in your room but you could give it a go!
I never once dropped you on your head.......i left you too close to the microwave lol.
btw you're a dialabilla aunty kevin!
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Post by ash on Jan 26, 2008 22:05:18 GMT 9.5
I so could post more stuff here... but nah...
Microwave closeness speaks loads for this guys sensibilities (along with my sentence structure it would seem)
So americans versus Dinosaurs?
I guess Chaos versus Lizardmen would be close enough hehe
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Post by ThePup on Jan 27, 2008 11:41:34 GMT 9.5
americans versus the dinosaurs A Good Pulp set of rules should handle something like this without too much trouble! ;D |
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Post by ash on Jan 27, 2008 14:55:57 GMT 9.5
Really?
There are rules sets for that kind of thing?
I have a game called heroscape which has Dinosaurs and Commandos....
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 27, 2008 15:30:26 GMT 9.5
john the mighty
like vikings
ahhhhhhhhhh on to battle
rape the land
and pillage the womanzzzz
plus ash i got this video i think its a blooper out of a porno its funny as
you will crack up when u see it for any one else that wants to see it one day i will be in the shop maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but some day(Jacob is not allowed to see it coz he is Amish) got heaps more stuff to show u and i hope u throw up
so if u bring me vikings i will wet my beak in this activity and meg it was dinosaurs vs America vs Iraq vs Australians. the Aussies always win
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Post by ash on Jan 27, 2008 18:58:54 GMT 9.5
May I ask how a battle of such mass dimensions can unfold?
Who provokes who?
Or is it just a general invasion on Pangaea?
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Post by danny on Jan 27, 2008 21:06:32 GMT 9.5
sounds fun can i come over to ardrossan and play it with you ?
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 28, 2008 15:07:10 GMT 9.5
danny u can go to ardrossan but we dont live there so u just made a dick of urself plus its a one player rpg so go to hell and ash the dinosuars invade iraq and the rest of the teams join in so ni the end the australians and dinosuars and up playing warhammer at the best hobby shop in S.A the dice and deck so if u thuink about it JOHN IS THE MIGHTYEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE EVEN BIGGER THAN HE-MAN
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Post by steve on Jan 28, 2008 19:57:14 GMT 9.5
all i can say is YEA!!! haha. well done mate.
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Post by ash on Jan 28, 2008 20:20:58 GMT 9.5
No, Steve, Dont and I mean DON'T encourage him...
You just dont know where it could end up!
Its probably too late, he has gotten a foothold like some sort of festy infection...
He is the type of thing that needs to be lanced and drained.
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Post by steve on Jan 28, 2008 20:52:15 GMT 9.5
ouch. now thats harsh!
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Post by ash on Jan 28, 2008 22:27:11 GMT 9.5
Im only joking about that... Draining was a bit harsh... sort of  |
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Post by steve on Jan 29, 2008 12:34:21 GMT 9.5
haha.
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Jan 31, 2008 20:18:41 GMT 9.5
thems fightin words ashtray ill teach u to complain about my filth leach like thing ashwound ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that will teach u so did u invent the laptop for the amish(jacob) he-man is gonna live in ur sink from now on so u should probebly tell meg and if u pay out my spelling bahhhhhhhhhhh VIKINGS ARE THE GREATEST THINGS IN THE WORLD AND I AM THERE KING SO THAT MAKES JOHN POWER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  |
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Post by ash on Jan 31, 2008 22:26:04 GMT 9.5
In my sink?
What the hell is he doing in my sink?
Is he looking for the cure for beast man aids down there?
Does Skeletor know of this?
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Feb 2, 2008 12:21:57 GMT 9.5
U R SKELETOR AND BEAST MAN SO FIND UR OWN CURE WILL SMITH
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Post by ash on Feb 3, 2008 10:48:45 GMT 9.5
No cure needed, Will Smith is immune. He made a cure from the Blood of Chuck Norris and Samuel L Jackson after he killed them both in Hand to Hand combat.
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Post by danny on Feb 6, 2008 17:03:44 GMT 9.5
haha i got told by the retarted brother of a girl married to a carrot!
anyway if you didnt realise that was a joke! =p
well one day i hope to meet you
(i just hope you dont hit me because i mistake your 1 playa rpg for a 2 playa rpg =) =) )
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