Post by bigdave on Feb 6, 2008 20:40:04 GMT 9.5
Greetings terrains, we be the gestalt entity commonly refereed to "Dave", sometimes "Big Dave" and very rarely " Hay you! stop stealing/eating my food!"
Being a creature of abnormal mass we have a personal gravitational field that sometimes warps time and space as you understand it(see Albert Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity). This can explain our repeated inability to interface with your time line which results in you perceiving us to be forever late to prearranged meetings.
We can be found hovering around small groups of suffers of an obscure ailment called"WGRPG's syndrome" soaking up the subconscious "BETA WAVES" emanating from said creatures.
This manifestation takes a bizarre if not perverse pleasure in offering unsolicited and often unwanted advice on any subject that we perceive ourselves to be an unqualified expert on, then stealing and consuming all the food in the area leaving behind only crumbs and various noxious gasses to explain my passing.
We hope to encounter your presences the next time we coraless at The Dice and Deck, and alway remember to hide your food.
Being a creature of abnormal mass we have a personal gravitational field that sometimes warps time and space as you understand it(see Albert Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity). This can explain our repeated inability to interface with your time line which results in you perceiving us to be forever late to prearranged meetings.
We can be found hovering around small groups of suffers of an obscure ailment called"WGRPG's syndrome" soaking up the subconscious "BETA WAVES" emanating from said creatures.
This manifestation takes a bizarre if not perverse pleasure in offering unsolicited and often unwanted advice on any subject that we perceive ourselves to be an unqualified expert on, then stealing and consuming all the food in the area leaving behind only crumbs and various noxious gasses to explain my passing.
We hope to encounter your presences the next time we coraless at The Dice and Deck, and alway remember to hide your food.
