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Mar 16, 2009 21:10:38 GMT 9.5
Post by blacktemplar on Mar 16, 2009 21:10:38 GMT 9.5
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Mar 16, 2009 21:33:13 GMT 9.5
Post by ash on Mar 16, 2009 21:33:13 GMT 9.5
Bravo!!!
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Mar 18, 2009 17:09:53 GMT 9.5
Post by majordodo on Mar 18, 2009 17:09:53 GMT 9.5
Hmmm i wondered what inspired that quote >_> could it have been a certain peice of wargear you used on saturday?  |
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Mar 18, 2009 18:01:53 GMT 9.5
Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Mar 18, 2009 18:01:53 GMT 9.5
WHEN GOOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD
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Mar 18, 2009 19:41:46 GMT 9.5
Post by ash on Mar 18, 2009 19:41:46 GMT 9.5
Rawberry!
Starship Troopers 2 rocks!
There was absolutely nothing wrong with Starship Troopers 3.
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Mar 19, 2009 9:00:22 GMT 9.5
Post by majordodo on Mar 19, 2009 9:00:22 GMT 9.5
I havent seen the 2nd too. Ive heard bad things about the 2nd one but ok things about the third.
I watched Death Race on monday night, I enjoyed it most greatly xD
Also watched the original Doctor Dolittle the other night on dvd. What a classic, i never got to see the ending when i was a kid because we'd taped it on vcr but the end cut out into something else.
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Mar 19, 2009 13:16:02 GMT 9.5
Post by calicojack on Mar 19, 2009 13:16:02 GMT 9.5
lol i never got to see th end of meet joe blackfor the same reason..... can someone tell me what happens........
here is the best scene
lol take that brad pitt
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Mar 19, 2009 18:27:54 GMT 9.5
Post by draconis on Mar 19, 2009 18:27:54 GMT 9.5
If only that'd happen in real life...
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Mar 19, 2009 19:28:05 GMT 9.5
Post by ash on Mar 19, 2009 19:28:05 GMT 9.5
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That is some funny crap. I know its a dummy so it didn't completely break me with laughter but it's funny enough!
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Mar 19, 2009 19:49:51 GMT 9.5
Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Mar 19, 2009 19:49:51 GMT 9.5
that sucked when the tape cut of as he was about to tell who he was
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Mar 25, 2009 21:18:19 GMT 9.5
Post by calicojack on Mar 25, 2009 21:18:19 GMT 9.5
some movies are saved by a single scene....my fave is probably the movie plane dead where zombies take over a plane......anyway it was the biggest pot of toss i ever saw...until........................................................................................................................................................the japanese buisinessman zombie , still straped to his chair was sucked out the side of the plane only to completely destroy the F18 bomber that was preparing to shoot down the plane! it even had his face zooming up the the cockpit lol it was hysterical!
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Mar 31, 2009 10:27:42 GMT 9.5
Post by goonthelord on Mar 31, 2009 10:27:42 GMT 9.5
The Wrestler worth watching indeed but only if you like good actors unlike The Dark Knight with im so glad you cant destroy any more movies you broke back mountain f*golet.
Some the best movies i have seen!!!
In no order
Boondock Saints
Fight Club
Romper Stomper
Evil Dead 3
BATMAN with Jack as the joker not some homo
American History X
Taken
Holy Grail
Mr Brooks
Rocky Horror pitcure show
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Mar 31, 2009 16:05:26 GMT 9.5
Post by majordodo on Mar 31, 2009 16:05:26 GMT 9.5
Lol someone is gunna get pissed by that statement. I didnt think he did too bad a job as Joker but he wasnt f**kign funny enough. There was no laughing gas or gun that when fired and a flag pop out saying "Bang" and then the flag shoots out and impales the guy.
Saw the trailer for Dragonball Shitolution.... all i can say is WTF eewwwwwwww
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Mar 31, 2009 23:56:02 GMT 9.5
Post by ash on Mar 31, 2009 23:56:02 GMT 9.5
Whats the difference between Heath Ledger and a Heath Ledger joke?
A Heath Ledger joke can get old...
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Apr 11, 2009 8:14:22 GMT 9.5
Post by goonthelord on Apr 11, 2009 8:14:22 GMT 9.5
What do Heath Ledger and a toilet have in common??
They both eat S*#T and die.
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Apr 11, 2009 23:04:27 GMT 9.5
Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:04:27 GMT 9.5
WTF?
Funny yet poorly executed at the same time....
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Apr 12, 2009 19:08:34 GMT 9.5
Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Apr 12, 2009 19:08:34 GMT 9.5
agreed
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Apr 12, 2009 22:41:09 GMT 9.5
Post by calicojack on Apr 12, 2009 22:41:09 GMT 9.5
looks like the spiders caught himself a couple'a flies
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Apr 12, 2009 22:48:54 GMT 9.5
Post by alex on Apr 12, 2009 22:48:54 GMT 9.5
Whats the difference between Heath Ledger and a Heath Ledger joke? A Heath Ledger joke can get old... ;D |
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Apr 14, 2009 19:11:36 GMT 9.5
Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Apr 14, 2009 19:11:36 GMT 9.5
once zed get here the party shall begin
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