majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Apr 11, 2009 23:18:10 GMT 9.5
Its not because his penis is small, its because Chuck Norris' sperm is so epic it can only fit out one at a time.
Chuck Norris doesnt cum... he goes >_>
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Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:20:40 GMT 9.5
If you bother Chuck Norris during Grey's Anatomy he'll, like, totally be pissed at you for weeks.
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Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:21:42 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris has been confused with Santa Clause, because whenever he enters a little boy's room he leaves with an empty sack.
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Post by alex on Apr 11, 2009 23:31:02 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris likes to drape himself in wolf pelts, because nothing makes him feel more manly than looking like a furry beaver waiting to be creamed on.
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Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:36:07 GMT 9.5
Alex: My Lord..... You are THE ONE!
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Post by calicojack on Apr 12, 2009 22:56:07 GMT 9.5
chuck norris was once beaten up by Michael J Fox (post parkinsons) and the kid who played spiderman (yeah....that f**king dud) while Christopher Walken and David Bowie in pimp outfits rode around them on 4 wheelers shooting him with paintballs loaded with salt and tabasco sauce..... folowing this he was forced into exile to live with Steven Segal and both had to cook toasties for Woodie Harrilson and Robert Downey Jr when they were stoned....
true story
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Post by alex on Apr 13, 2009 18:41:11 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris keeps an impressive collection of Smurf figurines in his uterus.
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Post by calicojack on Apr 14, 2009 23:16:19 GMT 9.5
hey man! i have smurf figurines and a uterus!
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Post by ash on Jun 10, 2009 12:17:57 GMT 9.5
I WIN!
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Post by ash on Jun 10, 2009 12:19:55 GMT 9.5
1. Where is this fist all the dick wads keep talking about?
2. This thread is now about the content in that video.... bible cariculum in all public schools (I know its America but this should get good.... mwa ha ha ha haaaaa)
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majordodo
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Post by majordodo on Jun 10, 2009 13:16:38 GMT 9.5
I believe it is an important part of school curriculum, but should be taught not with the aim of converting the students but instead to make them aware of the beliefs of others so that they may form and honest opinion not based on heresay. As such, the same should go for several other major religions, at the very least Islam aswell. Too much prejudice is placed on the idea of teaching religion in schools because its percieved as attempting to convert them (religious school aside where this is often an accurate opinion, god knows it was for my primary school). It is already an option in highschool, they should introduce at least a basic understanding in the younger grades.
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Post by calicojack on Jun 10, 2009 13:17:07 GMT 9.5
Im not sure what I just saw, I couldnt hear it over all the BIBLE BASHING!!!!!! Ha ha ha! He's just lucky David Carradine isnt alive to see this, but im pretty sure the secret Kung Fu sect that had him murdered is going to go after Chuck next.............ill see to that.
On the topic of bible teaching in public schools, im just going to ignore that, I knew chuck norris had taken a few choice knocks to the head over the years but i didnt pick him for a jesus-pleaser.........
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majordodo
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You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me first!
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Post by majordodo on Jun 10, 2009 13:18:38 GMT 9.5
Well he did stand for Mike Huckabee...
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Post by calicojack on Jun 10, 2009 13:59:12 GMT 9.5
ReligionS not Religion., Im against an all christian bible curriculum,hell even of two different religions, if you teach EACH major religion including the lack thereof (all of this optional subject of course) including those of our Indigenous persons, then that is useful, just teaching one is no choice at all, infact its poorly hidden propaganda.if religion is taught is schools Id like them not to gloss over what religion has done and is doing (wars, justification for genocide and murder, controlling politics,earning obscene amounts of money,and in some cases out and out denying others of their belief) But as long as science, english and maths are the lessons people take notice of I couldnt give a toss about what other crap gets taught to them, underwater knitting
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Post by ash on Jun 10, 2009 14:35:48 GMT 9.5
It will give you super human power over the boys in blue!
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