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Post by draconis on Apr 8, 2009 20:56:23 GMT 9.5
Leading hand sanitizers kill 99.9% of germs.
Chuck Noris kills 100% of whatever the hell he wants too!!!
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Post by ash on Apr 8, 2009 21:04:24 GMT 9.5
A vagina can accomodate 1 (maybe 2) penises
Chuck Norris can accomodate over 9000!
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Post by majordodo on Apr 8, 2009 21:19:57 GMT 9.5
When Chuck Norris has sex with men, its not because he's gay. Its because he ran out of women.
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Post by ash on Apr 8, 2009 21:23:50 GMT 9.5
Whenchuck Norris has sex with a man he has to do it twice cause he enjoys it so much he 'finishes' too quick the first time
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Post by majordodo on Apr 8, 2009 21:30:46 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris never finishes too quickly. He finishes exactly when he means to...
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Post by ash on Apr 8, 2009 21:35:44 GMT 9.5
Yes, quickly, so he get on with having sex with more men
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Post by Doc on Apr 8, 2009 21:39:50 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris is err....................... gets his ass caned by Bruce Lee in Game of Death(?)
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Post by ash on Apr 8, 2009 21:41:25 GMT 9.5
true... true...
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Post by majordodo on Apr 8, 2009 22:05:26 GMT 9.5
Theres no chin under chuck norris' beard. Just another fist.
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Post by alex on Apr 8, 2009 22:06:18 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris plays space wolves, and has lots of terminators in his army and its all geared up for HtH.
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Post by majordodo on Apr 8, 2009 22:11:38 GMT 9.5
Yes. Yes i do. Not enough termies though, i intend to add in power claw termies. And a Termy chaplain.
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Post by goonthelord on Apr 11, 2009 8:08:16 GMT 9.5
Terminators cant have Power claws! Power fists yes claws no.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
He then cried himself to sleep.
(maybe because the acting was so lame)
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Post by majordodo on Apr 11, 2009 10:23:24 GMT 9.5
Lmao. I meant lightning claws dammit.
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Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:03:47 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris is so 'strong' because he enjoys many 'protein shakes' everyday
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Post by majordodo on Apr 11, 2009 23:07:31 GMT 9.5
The sun is chuck norris' morning dump. The moon is his evening dump. The stars are the individual sperm when he gives god a pearl necklace...
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Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:09:43 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris knows god is a man....
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Post by majordodo on Apr 11, 2009 23:11:24 GMT 9.5
... and that man became Chuck Norris.
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Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:11:30 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.
Chuck Norris once attempted round house kicking Jet Li. His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.
Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.
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Post by majordodo on Apr 11, 2009 23:14:39 GMT 9.5
When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself by punching his way out of his mothers vagina and then round house kicked the doctor. He then proceeded down the hall, taking the time to f**k every hot nurse between him and the lab. Upon ariving at the hospitals research lab he then cured cancer, then decided we were all f**k heads and deleted it. The End.
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Post by ash on Apr 11, 2009 23:16:09 GMT 9.5
Chuck Norriss penis is so small that when he ejaculates into a man the sperm come out in single file.
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