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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Feb 5, 2008 20:08:09 GMT 9.5
welcome
sit down
poor urslef a drink
find somthing erotic
or
get the fuc* out
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Feb 5, 2008 20:32:44 GMT 9.5
the filthy hill of death rape and doom
there once was a viking child who liked to smash things. 1 day he went into the dice and deck and smashed all ur nerd table things. so every one frowned upon him(even hookers). the next morning wen jacob came in he went to his amish buddys 4 wood to make tables but there was none coz the viking had smashed it all. so then in a fit of rage jacob picked up his pitchfork and spered the viking. it was funny and every one was happy. (exept alex coz his cat ran away that morn).
part 2
the next morn ash awoke a bald man and went to the store to find that cray fish had ganked all the dice so he called up jacob to find out where the corpse was hidden. wen jacob wouldnt tell the whole of renmark joined to shave of jacobs powerful beard(the amishs only weakness) so jacob told them and they said his name backwards. the viking awoke and went to the sea got in his long boat dropped in a line and caught all the crayfish.
he then toke the dice back to the deck then they all warhammered till the wee hours of the morn(except jacob coz amish bed time and danny coz he is a liar) the viking then got 270 S.T.Ds from having sexual relations with a pot plant now thats erotic
FIN
by john
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Post by ash on Feb 6, 2008 17:46:19 GMT 9.5
Okay we have to warn you about some of the language there.
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Post by JOHN THE VIKING on Feb 8, 2008 14:16:55 GMT 9.5
part 3
many moons ago there was a viking that had challenged Conway twity to mortal combat. when the now bald ash heard of such fantastic news he offered the viking all a spot on his super friends team.the super friends team had 3 members there leader ash the beard, smeg the jub jub, Jacob the Amish and captain planet. Danni filth was also against conway.
part 4
the battle commenced with the viking hitting Conway with his mighty hammer but then ash the beard remembered Conway's weak spot. behind the knee so .............................................................................................................
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and thats why the Amish can only sleep walk every full moon(except Jacob coz he used the devils electricity)
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