Post by blacktemplar on Aug 13, 2009 21:43:10 GMT 9.5
Found this on the net, thought I'd post it for the amusement of others
THE HORUS HERESY:
Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age.
Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww!
Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery.
Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww!
Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so.
Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so.
Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway.
Russ: You're about to die, cyclops!
Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww!
Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus.
Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything?
Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book.
Russ: Sigh. Let's go.
Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers!
Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin?
Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir.
Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me?
Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah*
Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter!
Horus: What about the Lion?
Emprah: Never liked her.
Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*
Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus*
Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo?
Jonson: I did nothing!
Guilliman: I did more nothing that you!
Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless!
Guilliman: Have you read my book?
Dorn: No one likes that book.
Guilliman: C'mon guys. It's not that bad.
Dorn: I guess not.
Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
THE HORUS HERESY:
Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age.
Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww!
Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery.
Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww!
Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so.
Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so.
Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway.
Russ: You're about to die, cyclops!
Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww!
Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus.
Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything?
Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book.
Russ: Sigh. Let's go.
Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers!
Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin?
Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir.
Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me?
Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah*
Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter!
Horus: What about the Lion?
Emprah: Never liked her.
Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*
Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus*
Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo?
Jonson: I did nothing!
Guilliman: I did more nothing that you!
Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless!
Guilliman: Have you read my book?
Dorn: No one likes that book.
Guilliman: C'mon guys. It's not that bad.
Dorn: I guess not.
Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.